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Day 6: What You Did Today In Great Detail
So this week I had these Really Grand Plans about how I was going to BLOG and I was going to get on a SCHEDULE and do this thing in a way that proves how much I actually love blogging and writing and stuff (because I actually DO, despite what my entry calendar says) but then I got sick and barfed up orange foam and spent [more...]
Day 5: Your Definition of Love

UGH. Again. I mean, seriously, meme. Failing me yet again and yet again, here we go.
I think this is probably not a TERRIBLE topic for someone who is into emotions and feelings more than I am, but I’m just not. Emotions are for other people to think about and for me to have and be really good [more...]
Day 4: What You Ate Today
I am not even going to address the inanity of writing about what I ate today because I was all, “FUCK YEAH, GONNA GET BACK TO BLOGGIN’. GONNA BE AWESOME.” and then I consulted the handy list of shit I need to write about and it was like, “Day 4: What you ate today, in great detail” and I was like, “Fucking, god damn, gonna have to [more...]
Day 3: Your Parents
I picked this picture because we all look equally terrible.
My parents are awesome. My parents are so awesome that the greatest guilt I have ever felt in my entire life has basically been that I am not a good enough daughter and that I have not been grateful enough for everything they’ve done [more...]
Day 2: Your First Love

I’ve talked about her before, extensively, but my girlfriend Crystal is my first love. We had a really weird and complicated courtship because we were friends for more than a year before we finally talked about dating and I thought she was straight and she didn’t think I wanted babies/marriage (I didn’t/don’t, but I tricked her [more...]
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jam-a-day may 1. love and rockets, "so alive"
2. the cure, "lullaby""
3. dexy's midnight runners, "come on eileen"
4. yaz, "situation"
5. xtc, "dear god"
6. adam ant, "desperate but not serious"
7. depeche mode, "sweetest perfection"
8. passion pit, "take a walk"
9. nicola roberts, "i"
10. white rabbits, "percussion gun"
11. ambulance ltd, "primitive (the way i treat you)"
12. the unicorns, "tuff ghost"
13. the bravery, "out of line"
14. róisín murphy, “night of the dancing flame”
15. kid cudi, "alive (nightmare)"
16. sleigh bells, "kids"
17. yeasayer, "ambling alp"
18. childish gambino, "let me dope you"
19. the knife, "heartbeats"
20. the count and sinden featuring rye rye, “hardcore girls”
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