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okay, so, after an influx of new followers to my tumblr, i got a bunch of nice and not nice anon messages. and this kiiiiind of sounds terrible but someone finally asked me about my skiiiiiin! in the fat chick bingo of my life, “you have such beautiful skin” has been the center square since BIRTH. it’s not quite as good as it looks in pictures and i DO break out (much more frequently as [more...]
I am currently formulating a brilliant, serious post about how the JJ Abrams Star Trek reboot and The Big Bang Theory have somehow convinced me to watch Star Trek: The Next Generation and how I am spending scorching days in bed, blazing through the discs like FIRE and complaining that they’re not on Netflix Instant (UNACCEPTABLE) and shouting about what a MASSIVE BAG OF DOUCHE Picard is and how the internet has not yet brought [more...]
My skin is stupid and fickle. It breaks out totally irregularly, it’s often dry enough to feel uncomfortable, it’s allergic to everything. It’s rosy and yellow and pale and freckled. It’s a pain in my ass. Add to that my lax skincare routine (What? I’m forgetful. Back off!) and everything above my neck is kind of a mess.
I recently said, “I am so sick [more...]
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jam-a-day june 1. the subways, "no goodbyes"
2. john prine & iris dement, "in spite of ourselves"
3. squeeze, "heaven knows"
4. lou reed, "this magic moment"
5. the get up kids, "mass pike"
6. roberta flack, "the first time ever i saw your face"
7. green day, "redundant"
8. crowded house, "distant sun"
9. rilo kiley, "always"
10. the matches, "to build a mountain"
11. mclusky, "she will only bring you happiness"
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