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Here’s something most people I know wouldn’t expect of me: at 12:01am on Friday June 29, my butt was firmly planted in a seat at our local AMC, ready to watch Magic Mike. And I was EXCITED. And a little drunk. But REALLY EXCITED, primarily, with or without the booze. Spoilers!
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ABRAHAM LINCOLN: VAMPIRE HUNTER IS THE BEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME!! MOSTLY MINOR SPOILERS!!
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Let’s talk about how I’m a crazy, excellent, obsessed fan of stuff, yeah?! And it will also serve as a LONG OVERDUE Movie Monday!
Obviously this is going to be about The Avengers because, duh, are there even any other movies IN theaters right now? SPOILERS! Probably! Because I’ve seen it four times! And I can recite a lot of it! And HAVEN’T YOU [more...]
THE HUNGER GAMES!! SPOILERS, OBVIOUSLY!!
Yo, if you are looking for a thoughtful or coherent review this is not the place. Lots of other smart people have written about it and I didn’t give a fuck about those reviews, so if that’s your bag, go forth and seek! If, instead, you want mostly capslocked and partially incoherent babble, I AM TOTES YOUR WOMAN.
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Dear AMC Theatres,
You and I have a longstanding relationship. A long, longstanding relationship. I’ve been dedicated to your company since the AMC 30 in Covina opened when I was twelve.
Though I had long been a loyal customer of the Edwards West Covina, I abandoned them rapidly after watching my first movie in your new multiplex. Though I was young and subject to [more...]
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jam-a-day may 1. love and rockets, "so alive"
2. the cure, "lullaby""
3. dexy's midnight runners, "come on eileen"
4. yaz, "situation"
5. xtc, "dear god"
6. adam ant, "desperate but not serious"
7. depeche mode, "sweetest perfection"
8. passion pit, "take a walk"
9. nicola roberts, "i"
10. white rabbits, "percussion gun"
11. ambulance ltd, "primitive (the way i treat you)"
12. the unicorns, "tuff ghost"
13. the bravery, "out of line"
14. róisín murphy, “night of the dancing flame”
15. kid cudi, "alive (nightmare)"
16. sleigh bells, "kids"
17. yeasayer, "ambling alp"
18. childish gambino, "let me dope you"
19. the knife, "heartbeats"
20. the count and sinden featuring rye rye, “hardcore girls”
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