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Dear Judy,
I started talking about Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing to my girlfriend last night while we were sitting at the dinner table. Dinner was delicious — mashed potatoes topped with chicken breast, broccoli, onions, and parmesan slivers — and I was expressing my displeasure at feeling pretty blocked with what to write about this [more...]
Let’s talk about how I’m a crazy, excellent, obsessed fan of stuff, yeah?! And it will also serve as a LONG OVERDUE Movie Monday!

Obviously this is going to be about The Avengers because, duh, are there even any other movies IN theaters right now? SPOILERS! Probably! Because I’ve seen it four times! And I can recite a lot of it! And HAVEN’T YOU [more...]
Do you know how hard it is to write about something when you can’t talk about it?
Do you? I mean do you really understand what it’s like to try to put FEELINGS and STUFF into WORDS when you can’t actually talk about the things that are causing the FEELINGS and the STUFF?! Because it sucks. IT SUCKS A LOT. And it turns the thing that you do to feel better (ie: writing) into a [more...]
Day 6: What You Did Today In Great Detail
So this week I had these Really Grand Plans about how I was going to BLOG and I was going to get on a SCHEDULE and do this thing in a way that proves how much I actually love blogging and writing and stuff (because I actually DO, despite what my entry calendar says) but then I got sick and barfed up orange foam and spent [more...]
So I’m trying not to feel weird and bummed about my internship and my attempts at avoidance are not going particularly well (and I will explain regardless of the outcome once I actually know what the outcome is) so I’m going to BLOG. The internet is millennial therapy, NO JOKE.
So my girlfriend has been trying to get me to watch the original Star Wars trilogy for… the entire four years I have known her? [more...]
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jam-a-day may 1. love and rockets, "so alive"
2. the cure, "lullaby""
3. dexy's midnight runners, "come on eileen"
4. yaz, "situation"
5. xtc, "dear god"
6. adam ant, "desperate but not serious"
7. depeche mode, "sweetest perfection"
8. passion pit, "take a walk"
9. nicola roberts, "i"
10. white rabbits, "percussion gun"
11. ambulance ltd, "primitive (the way i treat you)"
12. the unicorns, "tuff ghost"
13. the bravery, "out of line"
14. róisín murphy, “night of the dancing flame”
15. kid cudi, "alive (nightmare)"
16. sleigh bells, "kids"
17. yeasayer, "ambling alp"
18. childish gambino, "let me dope you"
19. the knife, "heartbeats"
20. the count and sinden featuring rye rye, “hardcore girls”
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