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Dear AMC Theatres,
You and I have a longstanding relationship. A long, longstanding relationship. I’ve been dedicated to your company since the AMC 30 in Covina opened when I was twelve.
Though I had long been a loyal customer of the Edwards West Covina, I abandoned them rapidly after watching my first movie in your new multiplex. Though I was young and subject to [more...]
okay, so, after an influx of new followers to my tumblr, i got a bunch of nice and not nice anon messages. and this kiiiiind of sounds terrible but someone finally asked me about my skiiiiiin! in the fat chick bingo of my life, “you have such beautiful skin” has been the center square since BIRTH. it’s not quite as good as it looks in pictures and i DO break out (much more frequently as [more...]
Let’s talk about how I am really excited about this movie! And not just because I love everyone in it!
It’s pretty uncharacteristic of me — I like movies where things (literally) blow up and where there are fart jokes and dick jokes and violence and blood and sex and stuff. I love comedies, but not generally ones that are about [more...]
My skin is stupid and fickle. It breaks out totally irregularly, it’s often dry enough to feel uncomfortable, it’s allergic to everything. It’s rosy and yellow and pale and freckled. It’s a pain in my ass. Add to that my lax skincare routine (What? I’m forgetful. Back off!) and everything above my neck is kind of a mess.
I recently said, “I am so sick [more...]
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jam-a-day may 1. love and rockets, "so alive"
2. the cure, "lullaby""
3. dexy's midnight runners, "come on eileen"
4. yaz, "situation"
5. xtc, "dear god"
6. adam ant, "desperate but not serious"
7. depeche mode, "sweetest perfection"
8. passion pit, "take a walk"
9. nicola roberts, "i"
10. white rabbits, "percussion gun"
11. ambulance ltd, "primitive (the way i treat you)"
12. the unicorns, "tuff ghost"
13. the bravery, "out of line"
14. róisín murphy, “night of the dancing flame”
15. kid cudi, "alive (nightmare)"
16. sleigh bells, "kids"
17. yeasayer, "ambling alp"
18. childish gambino, "let me dope you"
19. the knife, "heartbeats"
20. the count and sinden featuring rye rye, “hardcore girls”
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