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Internet! We need to have a conversation! A conversation about sex toys!
I bought my first sex toy when I was 18. I was in a sex shop on Santa Monica Boulevard with some of my friends. It was March, I think, and everyone was under 18 except me. We spent most of our time in the shop giggling and deciding whether or not we were going to get a psychic reading down the street. [more...]
The sixth and final of my Totally Top Five 2k12 posts! And it’s all about the non-media things that I really, really loved this year! Let me show you how my materialism extends far beyond fiction!
5. Paper Mate Liquid Flair Medium Point Pens [amazon]
I have a Pen Problem. I am so, so picky about what kind of pens I’ll use and on what papers [more...]

Dear AMC Theatres,
You and I have a longstanding relationship. A long, longstanding relationship. I’ve been dedicated to your company since the AMC 30 in Covina opened when I was twelve.
Though I had long been a loyal customer of the Edwards West Covina, I abandoned them rapidly after watching my first movie in your new multiplex. Though I was young and subject to [more...]
okay, so, after an influx of new followers to my tumblr, i got a bunch of nice and not nice anon messages. and this kiiiiind of sounds terrible but someone finally asked me about my skiiiiiin! in the fat chick bingo of my life, “you have such beautiful skin” has been the center square since BIRTH. it’s not quite as good as it looks in pictures and i DO break out (much more frequently as [more...]
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jam-a-day june 1. the subways, "no goodbyes"
2. john prine & iris dement, "in spite of ourselves"
3. squeeze, "heaven knows" 4. lou reed, "this magic moment"
5. the get up kids, "mass pike"
6. roberta flack, "the first time ever i saw your face"
7. green day, "redundant"
8. crowded house, "distant sun"
9. rilo kiley, "always"
10. the matches, "to build a mountain"
11. mclusky, "she will only bring you happiness"
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