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AKA: A Bunch of Shit You Probably Don’t Even Want to Know!
So this is one of those internet questionnaires that probably went around in emails and then into the blog and online journal spheres until it became a narcissistic series of THIRTY POSTS that are supposed to reveal your ~true self~ to the internet. And since I am nothing if not a COMPLETE NARCISSIST, I’m doing it.
Day 1: Introduce Yourself
My [more...]
So, earlier this summer, I made a summer wishlist post with only one item on it — a god damn pool I NEVER GOT.
And it’s the second to last day of August now and the first draft of my book isn’t finished yet (I’m at 177 pages though, YEAH THAT IS RIGHT.) even though I set September 1st as my ABSOLUTE CONCRETE FINAL DEADLINE and I DO NOT WANT TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL [more...]
I have most of my brilliant ideas/thoughts/words/sentences in the two most inconvenient places for someone who has a memory terrible enough that if she has three thoughts in her head she has to write them down IMMEDIATELY because the instant a fourth one pops into existence one of those three turds of brilliance will be GONE FOREVER: the car and the shower.
Like, I am a good driver and all, but I am not good [more...]
My girlfriend and I are rapidly approaching our two year anniversary, but we’ve known each other for a year and change longer than that, which makes this a three-plus year commitment of pretty heavy seriousness.
I love my girlfriend insane amounts. And 90% of the time I am positive from head to toe that she and I are meant to spend the rest of our lives together, laughing and crying and meshing together like two [more...]
Right now, I am curled up in the mental fetal position at my desk eating my feelings in the form of a large-ish bowl of Life cereal. NO JOKE. I am stressed as hell because I have a novel workshop tomorrow and I am giving myself SERIOUS ANXIETIES over nothing. This ain’t my first rodeo, so I don’t know what I am freaking out about, but WHATEVER, I am running with it and when Life [more...]
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jam-a-day may 1. love and rockets, "so alive"
2. the cure, "lullaby""
3. dexy's midnight runners, "come on eileen"
4. yaz, "situation"
5. xtc, "dear god"
6. adam ant, "desperate but not serious"
7. depeche mode, "sweetest perfection"
8. passion pit, "take a walk"
9. nicola roberts, "i"
10. white rabbits, "percussion gun"
11. ambulance ltd, "primitive (the way i treat you)"
12. the unicorns, "tuff ghost"
13. the bravery, "out of line"
14. róisín murphy, “night of the dancing flame”
15. kid cudi, "alive (nightmare)"
16. sleigh bells, "kids"
17. yeasayer, "ambling alp"
18. childish gambino, "let me dope you"
19. the knife, "heartbeats"
20. the count and sinden featuring rye rye, “hardcore girls”
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